Of Bicycles and Bruises

Ride the bike, you cowboy!
Drag your feet into the wilderness
Get past those speeding trucks
forget the ticket and ride away

Ride the bike, you cowboy!
Get there as fast as you can
Get past those speed bumps
and let your wheels fly by

Stop the bike, oh boy!
Press on the brakes while there's still time
A car just struck the rear wheel
you'll be unconscious when you hit the ground

Get up, you cowboy!
She said she's waiting
Suck it up and just leave the bike behind

Run, you cowboy!
When you get there
You'll find her down the hall
waiting to tell you
not to fetch the ball

What now, cowboy?
Be the man and be brave
Kiss kiss bang bang
Dance the devil back to his grave